[Reno doesn't actually reply to any of that first bit, save for a quiet, amused scoff. He traipses past her into the empty living room, turning around to angle a look at her in a surprisingly smooth movement considering how hammered he's supposed to be.]

You even gotta ask? 'Course I always text like that... Am I not textin' just like everyone else? [Please don't answer that. The look in Tifa's eye doesn't escape his notice, even as he throws a similar impish look right back at her.]

Aw, damn... y'know, I just remembered all my skirts are at the dry cleaner... [The raised eyebrow and challenging expression leave no question about the fact that Reno knows exactly how cheap this line is, but fuck if he ain't gonna try it anyway.] Guess maybe I gotta borrow yours?