Closed to somersaulting

[reno4prez]

Continued from here.

well shit seems like we got ourselves a problem here

cuz if u im thinkin the googly eye boobs r serious and u think theyre the opposite... like how do we learn the truth??

oh wait i got an idea

y dont we do like a test

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oh my gosh

[somersaulting]

[ She raises her eyebrows. Even through the drunk haze, she can't help but wonder - that's, what, the third time Reno's offered to... help? Test? Something along those lines. ]

test?

Are you saying we should have you glue googly eyes to my boobs and work out what the truth is? Serious, or not?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[reno4prez]

yes omg

thats exacly wat im sayin

[Okay, but how is he the most coherent person in this conversation? Tifa must be seriously drunk if she can't pick up on the MULTIPLE OBVIOUS WAYS he's been low-key trying to mack on her this whole time. Or maybe he really is just that serious about googly eyes on boobs?

...yeah, okay. OR maybe he might be pretty drunk too.]

like i BEEN sayin goggle boobs r srs business and i wanna help u explore that side of urself ok

[somersaulting]

[ In her defense, sometimes she's not as quick on the uptake as she would like, a fact that is especially true when she is as drunk as she is now. So whether Reno is legitimately attempting to hit on her, or if he just really believes googly eyes on her tits is indeed serious business, she has no idea.

But she does know she's curious enough to find out. ]

...Okay. Let's test it out, then.

[ Sober Tifa would be so disappointed in her right now. ]